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Grifting dickheads are finally leaving the UK. We’re looking at YOU, ‘Lord Miles’

Grifting dickheads are finally deciding to leave the UK – and it’s what we’ve all been waiting for.

Lord Miles: pure bigotry

Miles Routledge – who seems to have nicknamed himself ‘Lord Miles’ – is a British adventurer who has previously sparked controversy with his racist comments and ‘war tourism’. He joked about launching nuclear bombs at India. Before that, he was known for being the British student that was stranded in Afghanistan during the Taliban takeover of 2021.

His X feed is nothing other than pure narrow-minded bigotry. From rants about ‘lgtv perverts, rocket scientists, chavs and stinky tech support workers’ to migrants having a “victim inferiority complex”.

Imagine being so mad at foreigners invading your country that you decide to get your own back, and invade theirs.

This says it all:

The long and short of it is, he doesn’t want to pay tax.

Hard earned cash? Yeah right…

Some X users pointed out that millionaires with ‘aluminum hand luggage’ would not be chilling in ‘Spoons before their flight. But maybe their taking a leaf out of the ‘man of the people’ Farage playbook and giving their not-so-hard earned cash to Tim Martin.

As for the millionaire parasitic landlords with *checks notes* “branded aluminum hand luggage” (we think you’ll find it’s aluminium in your native Brits, Miles) – let me crack out my tiny violin to send them off. Here’s to the ‘foreigners’ not paying rent for their undoubtedly terribly maintained and overpriced properties making sure they missed out on branded gold hand luggage for this one-way trip:

We don’t put much stock in that racist millionaire couple’s aspersions on their tenants not paying their rent. We do however, have every reason to imagine they weren’t paying their fair share in tax – and that the new pension and inheritance tax rules too might have a small something to do with them making a beeline out of here.

The country losing its hard-done by hard-working millionaires? More like exploitative wealth hoarders high-tailing out of the UK at the merest mumblings of a wealth tax.

Today, the UK got just a little bit less shit – and it was all thanks to you Miles – because Lord insufferable of fucking nowhere will be miles away and with any luck, never coming back.

Feature image via the Canary

By HG

This post was originally published on Canary.