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A Reform UK pub has just opened. Can you think of anything worse?

Imagine looking forward to a cold, Friday evening pint all week, and then finding out your local pub was taken over by Reform UK.

The first Reform UK pub

Reform UK have officially taken over the Talbot, in Blackpool, which used to be a Conservative Club.

Their seats, their pubs, what’s next? Well, it won’t be their non-existent morals.

As the Daily Express reported:

Pete Flynn owns The Talbot pub in Blackpool with his business partner Nicholas Lowe, which rebranded on Sunday with Reform signage and logos. He said the change was made to “get the message out there” about the party’s policies and “improve business”. The pub rebranded after its owners, both Reform members, hosted a local party branch meeting in their function room.

Additionally:

Mr Flynn has asked to be nominated as a local candidate when a vacancy arises, and is currently undergoing the party’s vetting process.

What could be worse than a load of Reform UK voters drinking stale pints and talking about talking about closing our borders.

It’s probably going to be the least diverse pub in the country.

If you have a single GCSE, don’t even bother.

I wonder if there’s a food menu at the Reform UK pub? Gammon and chips, anyone?

‘A man of the people’

Farage is always trying to pass himself off as a man of the people, grabbing a pint down the local pub. In reality though, he’s:

  • Funded by billionaire fascist and corporate criminal Elon Musk.
  • Earns the highest amount of any MP through second jobs outside of parliament.
  • Will cash in on a £73 grand pension from the EU when he turns 63, after doing fuck all as an MEP and driving the Brexit campaign.
  • Is a literal millionaire.

They are bitter.

Sorry, I mean they drink bitter.

And when the public finally send ‘couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery’ Farage and his frothing bigot party packing at the next election… it will be serving white man’s tears – on tap.

Now, that round’s on me.

Feature image via screengrab

By HG

This post was originally published on Canary.