Thames Water has set a deadline for Ofwat – which is apparently a thing that can happen?

The Times has announced the news that failing Thames Water set a deadline of one month to make an agreement with Ofwat. The private water company is pushing for the regulator to ease off on its penalties for missing performance targets.

Yes, this is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

Delaying tactics from Thames Water

The water company is already dying on its feet, having taken £1.5bn in emergency loans. This financial bung from its creditors (with suitably colossal interest) is due to run out by the end of the year. Thames Water now teeters on a knife-edge between temporary nationalisation and a takeover by its creditors, in the guise of London Valley & Water (LVW).

Ofwat has already deferred the majority part of a £127m fine for Thames Water’s laundry list of environmental crimes. And that’s not even mentioning the internal dividends it continued to pay to its shareholders….

Thames Water – and LVW, for that matter – has claimed that its current five-year funding settlement to Ofwat is unworkable. The regulator set targets to reduce leaks and pollution, but Thames Water has stated that this will obviously result in millions in penalties. Because, you know, Thames Water causes a massive amount of pollution.

Now, the water company is threatening to ask the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) for an even more lenient deal. The deadline for the referral to the CMA is October 22nd. Thames Water is gambling that Ofwat will back down and relax its penalties, rather than risk the CMA stretching the uncertainty of its future into next year.

London Valley & Water: doing less, for you

If Ofwat does strike a deal, it increases the chances of creditors LVW swooping in to take over. LVW have already pledged to do even less to fix the mains and pollution than Thames Water. Sure, this means more pollution for you and me – but at least the company will be back on its feet. And in the end, isn’t that the important thing?

People following the issue on social media have been suitably outraged:

They’ve urged the toothless regulatory body not to back down:

 

And pointed out the fact that a company can get away with skipping payments when a private individual cannot:

The whole thing is a genuine farce:

Nationalise it

The alternative to letting Thames Water slip into the hands of its creditors is temporary nationalisation. Nationalisation campaign group We Own it shared a pledge pressuring MPs to retain Thames Water’s public ownership as a permanent arrangement.

Because, you know, water is necessary for human life – and it’s absolutely fucking ridiculous that we allowed companies to profit from it in the first place.

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By The Canary

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