‘Top G’ Andrew Tate dealt huge L in boxing humiliation

In the early 2020s, the planet found itself in the grip of a virus which spread like wildfire. That virus was the misogynistic gospel of Andrew Tate, and the people who found themselves infected were young boys the world over.

Having felt his fame and popularity slip somewhat, Tate decided to do something drastic to prove he’s still the pinnacle of toxic masculinity.

There’s just one problem with that:

Andrew Tate: man down

Before he was an international man of misogyny, Andrew Tate was a kick boxer and an arsehole. He was famous on British Twitter long before the rest of the world knew him, and by that we mean ‘famously repellant’ – i.e. he tweeted stuff like this:

Next point, if you put yourself in a position to be raped, you must bare some responsibility. I’m not saying it’s OK you got raped.

He was banned from Twitter, but Elon Musk reinstated his account after purchasing the platform. This is why we get to see him tweeting out excuses today:

You’re supposed to be the ‘Top G’ – not the ‘Runner Up G’.

Do you really think your supporters are interested in watching a middle-aged man get the shit kicked out of him?

We’re getting ahead of ourselves, however; we haven’t even shown you what the beating looked like yet:

The guy that Tate fought was Chase DeMoor, who’s best known for appearing on reality dating shows:

While DeMoor has fought before, he’s not particularly well regarded, as this video demonstrates:

No offence to DeMoor, of course; dating shows are perfectly watchable, and we have nothing but respect for the way he handled Tate. The point is everyone thinks Andrew Tate picked DeMoor because he wasn’t a serious opponent:

There were other great shots of Tate’s clownfall too:

 

Lover boy bye bye

While it’s good to ridicule Andrew Tate, it’s important to remember he’s not just someone who the internet loves to hate. Tate allegedly committed a string of violent crimes against women; crimes which he’s literally described in his own words:

Andrew Tate and his brother were on trial in Romania for human trafficking, and texts from the Top G suggest it was Donald Trump who helped him wriggle out of accountability:

Where are the anti-rape gang people like Tommy Robinson when you need them?

Oh yeah, that’s right, Robinson has actually defended this guy, as we reported:

All that aside, it’s heartwarming to see people like Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting what they deserve this Christmas – i.e. knocked the fuck out.

Featured image via YouTube

By Willem Moore

This post was originally published on Canary.