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Reform councillor ‘cancels’ a Christmas classic

We regret to inform you that Christmas has been cancelled.

Again.

For the umpteenth time this year.

We’re not sure what ‘cancelled’ means given Christmas keeps happening, but this post is a clear example of it:

Sickening.

And from a supposed patriot too.

The noise you can hear isn’t the jingling of sleigh bells; it’s the sound of Satan’s nipple piercings rattling as he rubs his hands together with glee.

Treachery

Councillor George Madgwick is the leader of Reform UK in Portsmouth. Reform Exposed said this of him when he defected to the party in July:

In response to Adam Brooks, Madgwick expressed surprise that people love mince pies:

Did he think supermarkets spend two months pushing mince pies out of some sort of contractual commitment?

Did he think people were purchasing them by accident?

To be fair to Madgwick, he is at least defending other classic foodstuffs:

We assume he means ‘yes it’s English‘ rather than ‘yes it’s gross‘ given his first response, but he is a flip flopper, so who knows?

Talking of flip flopping, people are asking when Farage is going to flop on his good friend Donald Trump given his suspicious handling of the Epstein files:

Some have suggested Madgwick is chasing engagement with his reprehensible tweet:

“Who knew” – from the party which claims certain minorities haven’t integrated into British culture.

Of course, if it was Gary Lineker or Greta Thunberg talking down mince pieces, GB News and the National Front would be all over it. Because it’s a Reform councillor, it’s left to us to defend Santa Clause’s honour.

The War on Christmas

Jokes aside, Madgwick is free to hold whatever blasphemous opinions he likes about yuletide confectionary. And for more on how ridiculous the War on Christmas has been this year, check this out:

Oh, and before you go, please report this person to the authorities:

We don’t actually think you should call the police, obviously, but let’s see if we can get them a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, because clearly there’s something wrong with them.

Featured image via pxhere

By Willem Moore

This post was originally published on Canary.