radiofree.asia

Analysts believe sleeping Trump farted in front of young girls

President Trump in the Oval Office

Armchair analysts have decided that Donald Trump fell asleep and farted in an Oval Office meeting. Can we confirm those reports? Sadly not; not until the deep state gives us access to their smell-o-vision technology, anyway.

For now, people will have to look at the following video to come to their own conclusion:

Trump trumps?

The following is a close up from the same video:

It’s clear that something happens, but not what.

Arguably, that particular something wasn’t even the worst moment of the event:

Lending some credibility to the fart theory, this isn’t the first time that Trump has stood accused of public flatulence:

AsĀ Los Angeles MagazineĀ reported at the time of the above:

Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, reported today that ā€œDonald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that itā€™s very stinky around him.ā€

ā€œTrumpā€™s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell,ā€ he said, noting that these observations are from credible sources in the courtroom.

Because of the above, there are now allegation of flatulence every time Trump does anything odd; e.g. when he got up in a meeting the other day to stare out of a window:

Problems

Must be all the McDonald’s he eats:

Featured image via White House

By Willem Moore

This post was originally published on Canary.