Responding to backlash over its state supreme court outlawing in-vitro fertilization, Alabama today announced it would “make life easier for everyone” by “specifying what is still legal” in the state.
Kissing between married couples, but not before morning tooth brushing
Holding hands with gloves on
Side hugs, hip to hip only
Swimsuits that cover the ankles and collar bones
Date nights at state-approved co-ed restaurants with curtains in the middle to facilitate conversation between the men’s and women’s sides
Non-touch-based dancing
Playing music as long as it’s not women playing it
Classical guitar concerts if the G string has been removed
Socially distanced prom; your choice of siblings or cousins as dates
Having sex using Apple Vision Pro
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