Trump pardons Republican conman who claimed mother died on 9/11

In a move that probably shouldn’t surprise anyone, Donald Trump has pardoned the notorious fraudster George Santos. Santos wasn’t just any conman, either — he was a Republican congressman who lied his way to the top, then publicly crashed down to the bottom:

Any normal politician would avoid pardoning a liability like Santos, but this is Trump we’re talking about. If anything, Trump might elevate him into an even greater position of prestige.

“Have a great life!”

Santos arguably only lied about one thing, but that ‘one thing’ was his life story. The lies, falsehoods, and swindles of Santos include:

If you’re particularly repulsed by that last one, you should know that Trump also hates dogs. That said, we can’t definitively say that Santos ‘hates dogs’ — just that he really didn’t like that one (allegedly).

Fast forward to today, and the disgraced Republican was serving an 87-month sentence for crimes including fraud and identity theft. As you’d expect, people had a lot to say:

Liar liar

The most unfortunate thing about Santos is this:


As such, the entertaining Santos will almost certainly show up on Trump-friendly media in the future. Speaking of which, here he was in 2024:

He also had his own podcast on YouTube called ‘Pants on Fire‘, but the views were notably up and down. In his last episode, he sought ‘prison advice’ in anticipation of his conviction. This was the fourth-best-performing video on the channel with 17k views; most episodes received less than a thousand watchers.

We’re not sure where Santos will end up next, but in Trump’s America, the sky’s the limit for a fraudster like him.

Featured image via George Santos (YouTube) / Gage Skidmore (Wikimedia)

By Willem Moore

This post was originally published on Canary.