If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Jesus Christ would have thought Tommy Robinson is a dickhead. He would have no doubt been polite to Robinson and encouraged him to change his ways, but he wouldn’t have liked the guy, because Tommy Robinson is the living embodiment of everything Christ said not to do.
Robinson himself — surprise, surprise — seems to be too thick to grasp this:
UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS
Unite The Kingdom presents:
“Putting Christ Back Into Christmas”
13th December • Whitehall, Central London, 2pm
This 13th December, join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning of… pic.twitter.com/4We0GklzSi
— Tommy Robinson
(@TRobinsonNewEra) November 30, 2025
That, or the little serpent has ulterior motives.
‘The message of Christ’
In his long and rambling message, Robinson says:
This 13th December, join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning of Christmas—the joyful celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.
At a time when the message of Christ can feel forgotten or overshadowed, Unite The Kingdom is calling Christians together to stand boldly and lovingly for the heart of our faith: Christ is Christmas.
For a bit of fun, we thought we’d compare some of Christ’s actual teaching to Robinson’s tweets:
Do Unto Others as You Would Have them Do Unto You (Matthew 7:12)
Kill them all https://t.co/zYPx2uziY6
— Tommy Robinson
(@TRobinsonNewEra) November 11, 2025
Blessed are the Peacemakers (Matthew 5:9)
I would love for these idiots to be dropped in Gaza, like I’d literally
Love it pic.twitter.com/sivdCxaCdH— Tommy Robinson
(@TRobinsonNewEra) July 1, 2024
Love your Enemies and Pray for Those who Persecute You (Matthew 5:44)
Welcome to my world . Attacks from every corner , from filth that are paid & co opted by groups like hope not hate https://t.co/LWKOV3t9kz
— Tommy Robinson
(@TRobinsonNewEra) June 28, 2024
Let your Light Shine Before Others so the May See your Good Works (Matthew 5:16)
Are you new to the UK?
If this offends you, then feel free to fuck off back to the intolerant shithole you came from.
You don’t belong or deserve to be here anyway.
Have a great day. pic.twitter.com/aVW6V8WEKl
— Tommy Robinson
(@TRobinsonNewEra) August 24, 2025
Christ alive
So why is he doing this?
We don’t know, but on a totally unrelated note, there is a fundraiser attached to the event:
If you feel led to support this gathering and help us bring Christ back into the heart of Christmas, we warmly invite you to contribute.
Please consider making a donation using the link below.
Every gift—large or small—helps us spread the message of Christ and strengthen this growing movement of faith.
On another unrelated note, here’s a random tweet we saw earlier:
BREAKING: Tommy Robinson’s former camerawoman Lucy Brown accuses Robinson and his associates of spending thousands they’ve received in donations on cocaine.
pic.twitter.com/8uG7iFOhsh
— libcom.org (@libcomorg) July 23, 2019
Looks like it’s going to be another white, powdery Christmas for Robinson.
Featured image via PBD Podcast
By Willem Moore
This post was originally published on Canary.
UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS
(@TRobinsonNewEra)
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