In a move that’s shocked no one, the thrice-disgraced Peter Mandelson has slithered out of obscurity to defend Donald Trump. Specifically, he’s defending Trump’s plan to add new colonies to the US empire – namely Greenland:
Quick, one of the most dishonest, corrupt and disliked politicians speaks…. The fact Mandy held so much influence over this Labour govs plans should have told people everything they needed to know about McSweeny and Starmers Labour.https://t.co/7lMGmJ7PBC
— Celebrity Hate Island (@Celeb_Hate_Isle) January 8, 2026
Dirty Peter likes dirty Trump’s dirty Greenland plan
Like Trump himself, Mandelson was once close to the dead paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. This finished Mandelson’s political career, as it was revealed that the friendship lasted a lot longer than anyone realised (although we did already know that Mandelson remained ‘pals‘ with Epstein after his conviction for sex crimes).
Mandelson: European leaders are guilty of a “histrionic” reaction to Donald Trump’s plan to take over Greenland.
Also Mandelson: email to Epstein AFTER child sex conviction: “I think the world of you & I feel hopeless & furious about what has happened."https://t.co/ATX5eNqkUJ
— SillySod KC (@SillySodz) January 8, 2026
Mandelson was writing in the Spectator, which has form when it comes to commissioning the dregs of humanity:
Why the actual fuck does the Spectator still employ Taki, a man recently convicted of attempted rape? https://t.co/rgrmT4tjoR
— Becky Paton (@rpaton11) November 26, 2025
Donald Trump’s dramatic intervention in Venezuela has achieved much more than to bring a brutal, corrupt dictator and drug trafficker to justice in an American court of law, something which no amount of human rights declarations, international law or indictments in the international criminal court were able to achieve.
There are many problems with this intro.
Firstly, despite human filth like Mandelson trying to human rights-wash the abduction, TRUMP HAS REPEATEDLY MADE IT CLEAR THAT THEY DID IT FOR THE OIL:
And there it is, folks.
It was all about the oil.trump just admitted it, live, in 4K. pic.twitter.com/v4F7zmyAI5
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!
(@mmpadellan) January 3, 2026
I just left the Venezuela briefing.
It's worse than you thought.
Oil company executives seem to know more about Trump's secret plan to "run" Venezuela than the American people.
We need public Senate hearings NOW.
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) January 7, 2026
Secondly, who the fuck are the United States to talk about criminal drug empires? (accusations which never held up when it comes to Venezuela, and which the US has now backed away from):
This data from the UN Office on Drugs and Crime shows how, under the US military occupation, Afghanistan became the world's top producer of opium (used to make heroin).
After the US withdrew from Afghanistan, opium production suddenly collapsed.
Source: https://t.co/7J5O0H368D https://t.co/G99KXYFQWK pic.twitter.com/uF3NH1RdEh
— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) January 7, 2026
Thirdly, who the fuck are the United States to talk about human rights? Trump’s ICE goons executed a mother on camera on 7 January, and Trump responded by spreading blatant misinformation:
Trump is defending the ICE agent who murdered a 37 year old American woman in broad daylight today. A disgustingly dishonest description of what happened but I’m not surprised. What a piece of shit. pic.twitter.com/gTIdG4mHET
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) January 7, 2026
Fourthly, this isn’t our first rodeo.
We’ve seen what US interventionism looks like, and it never benefits the people being invaded; it benefits US mega-corporations.
Ignore your own eyes
In his piece on Greenland, Mandelson later says:
Europe is transfixed by the Truth Socials coming out of the White House but without following the arguments underpinning them.
By ‘Truth Socials’, he means the statements made by Trump himself. In other words, we shouldn’t listen to what Trump is confessing, we should think about how his wretched behaviour might benefit us.
Disgusting.
And let’s face it, entirely unsurprising that Mandelson would recommend people ignore the evidence of their own eyes. This is, after all, a man who continued his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after he was a convicted sex offender.
We haven’t forgotten that fact, Petie, and we won’t allow you to either, you worthless rat.
Featured image via Flickr
By Willem Moore
This post was originally published on Canary.
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