We regret to inform you that Nigel Farage has had an unfortunate ‘wankstain’ incident at a UK airport:
@jihadijohnsdayoff #make #fyu #nigelfarage #unfreezemyacount #makemetiktokfamous
Britain’s biggest wankstain
Farage no doubt went into this week thinking it was going to be a good one. After all, he had scores of Tory defections to announce.
The problem is that Reform sold themselves as an alternative to the Tories, and yet they seem to be stuffed full of ex-Tories:
Has anyone told @Nigel_Farage that the author of the Online Safety Act was @NadineDorries who has now defected to Reform and was welcomed with open arms by Farage? https://t.co/NBSkzTdoCm
— Wolf
(@WorldByWolf) January 14, 2026
In the video at the top, a man and Farage pose for a photo. Immediately after, the unidentified man says:
I’m here with Nigel Farage, Britain’s biggest wankstain.
Ouch.
At least he says Farage is the ‘biggest’; i.e. he’s not just some wankstain runner up.
In response, Farage complains that the exchange is “abusive”, to which our man replies:
Abusive?
Oh, come on, snowflake – relax.
This isn’t the first time people have accused Farage of snowflakery:
It's Farage at his absolute weakest – thin-skinned, easy to offend, and nurturing a persecution complex.
He’s a vile man, no intellectual ability, just attacks anyone who disagrees with him.
A Trumpian drip.
— Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5%
(@g_gosden) December 4, 2025
James Cleverly(Tory MP): "Nigel Farage claims to be the champion of free speech, he claims that people are too thin skinned… unless he's on the receiving end, in which case he goes crying of to nanny…" pic.twitter.com/E7BvjwjXgw
— Haggis_UK
(@Haggis_UK) November 25, 2025
Seemingly TRIGGERED by all this, a member of Farage’s entourage pleads:
leave him alone, mate.
Our man responds:
Oh sorry, have I offended you, sir?
To be fair to Farage, he agrees with us that this sort of exchange is completely acceptable:
Public figures should be free to go out and express their opinion without the threat of violence, but what you can't do is make it a criminal offence to throw verbal abuse at politicians. pic.twitter.com/NOM7JCyvjc
— Nigel Farage MP (@Nigel_Farage) January 8, 2019
Or he does now, anyway.
Given Farage’s admiration for Donald Trump, there’s no way of telling what he would be like in power:
OUTRAGEOUS: Trump is asked whether Renee Good’s actions warranted deadly force and says “at a very minimum she was very disrespectful to law enforcement.”
Being disrespectful is not a fucking crime and it doesn’t warrant being shot three times in the face. https://t.co/APzIQC3SCj pic.twitter.com/EPIsoS79jk
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) January 12, 2026
BREAKING: In a display of peak hypocrisy, Trump declares "One death is too much" for protesters in Iran, while dismissing the death of U.S. citizen Renee Good at the hands of ICE.
That's America last, folks.pic.twitter.com/3dv7OiXgKi
— Really American
(@ReallyAmerican1) January 13, 2026
Upset
It’s not clear where the original post comes from. While you can see the username @shabirakhtar63 in the video, that channel isn’t hosting the video as far as we can see. If you’re the man in the video, please get in touch, and we will of course give you full credit.
We also encourage Farage to get in touch if he needs a shoulder to cry on following this obviously upsetting encounter.
Featured image via TikTok
By Willem Moore
This post was originally published on Canary.