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<\/a>I was doing an internet search and stumbled on an amazing hacker story.<\/p>\n
It was a posting put up by a guy who claimed he hacked God\u2019s personal diary.<\/p>\n
No, I\u2019m not making this up!<\/p>\n
It appeared on the Dark Web, something I have heard about but certainly never have had an interest in exploring. Actually I was doing a Duck-Go-Go search for \u2018dank web memes\u2019, spell correct kicked in \u2014 which I didn\u2019t notice \u2014 and I was suddenly looking at the strangest collection of links I\u2019ve ever seen. The one that caught my eye was a post by \u2018bacon heezy\u2019. He showed a recently-penned entry \u2014 it couldn\u2019t have been more than a couple days ago, though they use very different calendars \u201cup there\u201d \u2014 from GOD\u2019S DIARY,<\/i> posting it for bragging rights and, of course, for our edification.<\/p>\n
So here we go \u2026<\/p>\n
A PAGE FROM GOD\u2019S DIARY<\/i> – Posted on Dark Web chat group \u201ccosmic dildo farm\u201d<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t those idiots down there read the Bible. Granted there were a few Earth millennia when I threw major hissy fits left and right. Telling people to kill their families, inciting wars, sending bears to mutilate children, turning people into pillars of salt, promoting genocide, killing Egyptian babies, killing people for complaining about my killing them \u2014 not exactly my best moments. Thank goodness the Heavenly dispensary finally got some mood elevators in stock.<\/p>\n
Regardless. There\u2019s a lot of good shit in the Bible, directly from Yours Truly, since I can claim credit. Love thy neighbor. Forgive your enemies. Turn the other cheek \u2014 actually I\u2019m having serious doubts about that one these days. And then there was the greatest piece of street theater in the whole of human history, beginning with the bit about me getting Mary knocked up \u2014 without a peep of protest from good old stoic Joseph (I really like that dude). After the \u201cvirgin birth\u201d, carpenter\u2019s son grows up to be the best con artist ever<\/i>, leads flocks of toadies and groupies from one end of the desert to another. And then the big finale: you gotta admit, the whole crucifixion thing was pure genius. I challenge the best playwrights and Hollywood script writers to top THAT SADISTIC MESS!<\/p>\n
Okay, I\u2019m rambling. But I\u2019m God. So I\u2019ll do whatever I want.<\/p>\n
At the same time, there is a point to this, prompted by my sheer disgust with how this human genome experiment has turned out. It seemed like a pretty decent idea at the outset. But once Adam and Eve got wind of free will and ironically decided their private parts were something to be ashamed of, things started to go south. I mean it\u2019s taken a while to get to the crisis stage I\u2019m seeing now. Now apparently these dumb fucks down on Earth are bent on destroying themselves! What kind of exercise of free will is that? They\u2019ve got the biggest, baddest brains on terra firma, in the clear blue sky, and in the oceans, and all they can do is poison the planet, junk up the landscape, bicker like school children, turn forests into deserts, melt the ice caps, kill practically everything that walks on four legs or has gills, rape, pillage, plunder, and invent more lethal weapons to kill one another. What percentage of their brain power drives this hopeless scenario? A cockroach could see this won\u2019t end well \u2014 my money is on the cockroaches who will survive the gore fest, feisty little buggers that they are.<\/p>\n
I may be God, and true, I could intervene and shut all the bad shit down with a blink of my Omniscient Eye. But what would be the point? Too many humans have become drama queens, sociopaths, crooks, liars, psychopaths, selfish dickheads, drunks, drug addicts, sex addicts, or almost as bad, terminally lazy go-along-to-get-along pussies. They shouldn\u2019t be called homo sapiens<\/i>. They should be called homo patheticus!<\/i><\/p>\n
Humble Guy that I am, I\u2019ll admit I called this whole human thing wrong. And by the way, being God I can be wrong without being wrong. Because I\u2019m right about being wrong.<\/p>\n
Anyway, I thought that their amazing art, music, poetry, literature, their altruism, good faith, basic decency, and love of Me would triumph. But evil seems to have won the day. And I don\u2019t mean your average garden variety evil. I mean EVIL EVIL! Apocalyptic, epic, hyper-extreme evil!<\/p>\n
But listen haters, don\u2019t go pointing fingers. I did my job. Then I set it loose. It was supposed to improve, build on my Heavenly created-in-the-image-of-you-
Okay, I\u2019m tuckered out. Time for some Godly shut eye. I\u2019ll just say, I wish these dopes on Earth knew how pissed I am at what\u2019s going on down there. REALLY PISSED! I\u2019m so angry I almost feel like resorting to being the vengeful asshole I too often was in the Old Testament, and visiting the entire planet with the wrath only I\u2019m capable of. A big wake-up call. The Seven Plagues would by comparison look like a Disney E-ride. Yeah, this calls for a good dose of humility. \u201cListen, you fuck ups! You are nothing compared to the Major Domo who created you. You are like lumps of string cheese melting in the sun. Don\u2019t mess with Me. And Goddammit, change course \u2014 change everything you\u2019re doing \u2014 start getting it right, or IT\u2019S GAME OVER. I\u2019m not blowing smoke here! And the joke is on you, because you\u2019ll destroy yourselves! How Shakespearian.<\/p>\n
Alright, sometimes the Creator of Everything That Was, Is, and Will Be, needs to get a few things off His chest. But now it\u2019s time to dream of angels, rainbows, lollipops, and My \u201cson\u2019s\u201d night with Mary Magdalene. Now she\u2019s a keeper!<\/p>\n